tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

(via castiel-s-ass-butt)

h0odrich:

no no, it’s fine, ill text myself back

(via jaykob-michael)

politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via tooradtolive)

hiddenaroundcorners:

takemeaway-babe:

if you don’t wanna go to womens soccer games with me, I’m sorry but we can’t be together.

lol good thing we met at a flash game

(via tooradtolive)

onestartotheleft:

Call me and sing me to sleep.
Call me and read me a poem.
Call me and tell me about your day.
Call me.

(via sell0utt)

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